How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.