How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty