What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.