By having people believe that you've won an election.
because he was following people before instagram
People miss Harambe
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
a fungimentalist
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Voting machines aren't hackable.