How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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By opening the car door.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.