How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter "O" everywhere?

Because it's a round U.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.