How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.