How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!