How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.