How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)