How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.