How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.