How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)