How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.