How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!