How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.