How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem