How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again