How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.