How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.