How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One? .... Or two?

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.