How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized