Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Coupon Jokes More Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.