How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.