How many words does it take to start a car?

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.