How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.