Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Infideli Jokes More Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.