What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.