What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!