What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.