What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.