What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.