What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.