What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.