What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.