What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.