What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!