What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."