How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet