What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B