How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

German Jokes More German Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who won the race?

Society.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?