What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.