Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.