What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).