What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.