What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)