What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."