What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.