What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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M: Linda.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.