What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"